Sandwich Friday?

Ok, when it's just YOU at home, and you have nothing "thawed" (or you don't want to admit that you do have anything thawed), it is time for a PB&J With Doritoes..

First, you have to toast your "healthy" Whole Wheat "non-white" bread.  If it takes more than 3 minutes, you might have Muslim bread, or a bad French made toaster...

Ok, put your healthy toasted AMERICAN bread on a paper plate, or better yet, a disposable Styrofoam plate riding on a river of Crude Oil.  Um, I don't have those..

All you have to do at this point is spread the foreign born - job killing "Jelly" on the Left side, and good old AMERICAN, budget cutting Peanut Butter on the right side. (I wish it was not organic).

Ok, that "right" thinking Peanut Butter needs some cover, so load it up with them chips!

SO close I can taste it...Put the left on top of the right (thus simulating their attempt to steifel the will of the American people, that we told them to think of in the first place). 

Once assembled, you have to SLAM this thing with an iron fist, thus mixing the left and right among all those broken Independant chips.  They now [all] will work together to fill your belly with tasty goodness, and balance the budget fairly among all Americans.  Garnish this dream with more chips, and you have a sandwich that almost any vegetarian can get behind.