Jesus Was HIV Positive, Who Knew??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11575773

So says a SA Christian Church.

Jesus Foils A Robbery

He does act in mysterious ways. That girl can work for me any day...

Jesus Era Home Found

Since this is "news", I figure I can sit on my place for a few thousand years and have an "Obama" era home...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8425094.stm

These Images Of Jesus Are Getting Out Of Hand

Really, stop these farces people. This isn't news, it's simple chance. If I took a picture of the bubbles in the toilet every time I piss, I would find Jesus 7 out of 10 times!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/8071865.stm