Life??

It's funny to me, to see a picture like this, a spot in the sky that is very very dark, and very old. The light we see is millions of years old, or more. The large and small dots are almost all Galaxies. Each Galaxy has millions of stars, and billions of planets. No fucking chance of life out there, right? God only made us, then took the rest of eternity off.

A Joke, About Hand Lotion

So this woman I work with came up to my desk, held out her hands and said, "I put too much lotion on my hands, do you want some?"

I grinned, looked down and said, "I could make a hell of a joke here, but no thanks."

She laughed and went away. She didn't get it. Good thing I didn't proceed with the joke, she is my boss now!