Bear Attacks Man Taking A Crap

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/story/2012/05/22/mb-bear-attack-winnipeg-sioux-lookout.html

Well, the Bear is dead, and the victim got to wipe (always carry a gun in the woods, and toilet paper).

Grizzly Bear Kills Hiker

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/grizzly-bear-kills-hiker-at-yellowstone-national-park/story-e6frfkui-1226089587447

I bet he was pissed about the Exxon Oil Spill (sorry, very uncool).

Woman Beats Off Bear With Zucchini

Wait, that title didn't come off right. Oh crap, that came out all all over the place. OH Crap!

Ok, starting over...A lady in Montana on her porch, had a zucchini (sounds like the opening to a Porn story?) and her dog was there (sounds worse...).

A Burly Bear shows up hungry. Should he eat the woman or some dog? The Bear is gay (not that there is anything wrong with that), so tries to eat some dog. The woman is probably jealous, so hits the bear with a Zucchini (and just what was she doing with it?? I saw a movie once...).

Now the Burly Bear is mad and bites the woman. She has more Zucchini, so she hits it again (how many does she really need on a Wednesday night??).

Burly Bear runs away, and all of his friends start calling him Girly Bear, but since he's gay (not that there is anything wrong with that), he is ok with the new name.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11401167

A happy ending...bitches.

This Cat Has Balls

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Apparently babies laugh when cats appear doomed to death...

Skating Bear Kills Circus Manager

Story here...http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8320849.stm What the Bears go through is below.

1958-Yogi Bear - The Runaway Bear
by iToons

I guess the only problem I have with this story, is that they shot the Bear! These are WILD ANIMALS, why the hell would you put them on skates that probably hurt the hell out of their feet?? And Bears only stand up to eat something or attack, so it's not natural to be upright on fucking skates. It's not cute, or funny.