I also have the variations:
"Don't Eat Candy"
"Don't Have Just One Wife"
"Don't Smoke Or Drink"
"Don't Be All Fucking Gay"
"Don't Be Gay In The Military"
"Don't Say Fuck Too Much"
"Don't Have Fun"
Just drop a comment with what you want, and suggest variations! I will send you the sticker with a self addressed, stamped envelope. You send me a blank check, and I won't trigger the remote detonator.
