Nice Medical Examiner In Detroit

http://www.freep.com/article/20120523/NEWS01/205230426/They-missed-a-bullet-that-didn-t-miss-him?odyssey

Um, how do you miss a bullet hole in the chest??  Slackers..

Michigan Is For Sale

Genius that they are willing to sell of everything, and act like fascists. It's like nazi Germany up there. Get out people, get out!!

Detroit is organizing for a fight. Pontiac Michigan is just selling everything, but there aren't many takers.

Also, as of today Governor Rick Snyder doesn't want gay people to have heath insurance, even if they pay for it. This is NOT the Michigan I remember; http://www.freep.com/assets/freep/pdf/C41831971222.PDF
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Detroit Needs What??

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/imaginationstation/detroit-needs-a-statue-of-robocop

Um...yep, they need a Robocop statue...

Belle Isle, In Detroit

I used to love visiting the island as a child. So many people in the country and even the city, don't even know it's there.

5 Years For That?

(Otis is not pictured above, see link below)

Otis needs to learn to "keep it in his pants". I don't think Teresa is that hot anyway. Hope it was worth a shot at her, jerk off (get it?).

http://www.freep.com/article/20100630/NEWS01/100630030/1318/Ex-DPS-official-charged-after-allegation-of-lewd-act

Former Detroit Mayor, Kilpatrick = Soo Busted

The FEDs don't even try to make charges without first knowing they have a lock on the bust.

http://www.freep.com/article/20100623/NEWS01/100623045/1321/Feds-Kilpatrick-looted-fund-dodged-taxes
I hope Kwame enjoys his time. Ha ha, creep.

Bring Out Your Dead

And leave them in the freezer in Detroit..

http://money.cnn.com/2009/10/01/news/economy/_morgue/index.htm
Pretty messed up situation in my home town. I wonder if I know any of the popsicles?