How A Dick Drags A Company's Stock Down 10%

"Guess what I did with this fist?"

That 10% is just in one day. HP will likely drop more next week as the "image problem" sinks in with investors. Good job Dick, or I mean Mark. Mark Hurd...

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-hurd-resign-20100807,0,4843822.story

SHOCKER - Men Are Sicker Than Women

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7505207/Man-flu-is-no-myth-as-scientists-prove-men-suffer-more-from-disease.html

Sticky Situation

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/08/cops-wife-three-other-women-torture-husband.html

The guy is obviously a total ass, but I think hitting him in the wallet might have been a better solution. They glued his junk to his stomach!