Newt

It is very apparent to me that Newt Gengritch will be running for President in 2012. I have to say, what a great bit of luck that is for everyone in America!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/govt/leadership/stories/gingrich110798.htm

Well, he just converted to "Catholisism". Good for you Newt! Well on your way to securing the bible belt. He has traded in his first wife:

For wife 2.0:
Wow, very John McCain-ish, yes? I can only hope America, all of America, you in the slums or in the mansions, realise what this guy is all about. Money and hot chicks..