The Brain's Size Linked To Number Of Friends

Pinky And The Brain have nothing to do with this..

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120324145542.htm

If you want more friends, just ask them: "What do you want to do today?"  If they answer "Try to take over the World!" They are keepers..

Dad In Jain Because Of 4 Year Old Daughter's Sketch

http://rt.com/usa/news/jail-sansone-gun-waterloo-333/
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Two Word Movie Reviews: Melancholia

"Really stupid".

Planking = Tupid

Australia needs a new hobby.  Try chess.

http://www.news.com.au/national/fatal-balcony-fall-linked-to-planking/story-e6frfkwr-1226056214322

This Is Bogus...

Names that have the most sex?  Maybe just the most popular names??

Duh du du DUH.

Spain Has Panties In A Wad...

Over this:


It's just trying to display how wonderful voting is. It's a democracy, chill out.

Omar Bakri Mohammed Gets Life

In Lebanon, of all places!

Hey, Moe!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/lebanon/8129291/Radical-Muslim-cleric-sentenced-to-life.html

US Sharia Law Laws

Ok, an ass of a Judge in Jersey (that should tell you something) let a guy off rape charges, of his wife, because it was in his "culture".  This was overturned and the guy went to jail.  Sharia Law is against the law in the US, so we don't need new "laws" against it.  But if you feel so strongly that your State's rules are weak, knock yourself out.

John Bo[eh]ner Is Mike Steele's Best Friend

Mike has to be thrilled to have John around to make statements just as wacky as his own.

After the Ant/Nuke comment last week, John wants to raise the retirement age to 70.
http://www.examiner.com/x-15870-Populist-Examiner~y2010m7d1-Boehner-Raise-retirement-age-to-70

Personally, you had might as well make it 100, so no one gets benefits and congress can just continue to rape the Social Security fund until it's all gone. Then just kill it.

It's a failed concept that just keeps on failing.

Suicide + Cucumber + Where??

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2914883/Man-tries-suicide-by-cucumber.html
I don't make this stuff up people. Um, there must be hundreds of ways to do that less painfully.

Survivors, On BBC

I caught the 2 hour premier tonight, very good. I don't usually pimp TV shows, but this is well done, well acted and well written. Apparently it's a last season show that BBC decided to trot out here in the US, a year later. They love doing that to us.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00q3gk5

Um, Where’s The Stuff??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8441020.stm

Is that a banana in you pants, or are you just happy to see me? Seriously though, if you are going to smuggle drugs with produce, use a tracking system so you can get your shit back before it hits the shelves!

Wanted Criminal Taunts Cops On Facebook

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/facebook/6863684/Escaped-prisoner-taunts-police-on-Facebook.html

Too funny, the guy will give himself away if the UK cops are competent. There is a link to his Facebook page on the story link, he has over 500 friends as of now.

Roseanne Is At It Again

I have to say I giggled, because it is so far over the top...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,535882,00.html

Dressing like Hitler, wearing a swastika arm band (not pictured) and over-cooking "jew" cookies in an oven is so tasteless that it's funny. That is the JOKE! Looks like she's lost some weight.

Where's That Nuclear Material??

Ah, we lost a ball of deadly nuclear material and we heard it was melted down at a steel mill. The workers there are all going to die, right?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7967285.stm

If this isn't a setup for a giant bug movie, I have never heard one...

Russia Will Have The Arctic, Or They Will Kill You..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7967973.stm

Well, part of it at least. So what "Military" can hang out on an ice sheet and be considered useful? A whole lot of chest beating if you ask me...

Howdy Doody Is Real?

I stumbled on this and it really is uncanny...