Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Friday, January 20, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Friday, December 9, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
You Might Be A Zombie If:
- You feel no need, for Oral Hygiene.
- Brain Burgers sound tasty.
- You can’t move fast enough to catch a Bus.
- All Coworkers avoid you. Actually, everyone does.
- You feel no pain at all and have insomnia.
- You can’t operate a door and just bang on the windows.
- People keep shooting at you.
- You slur what you call speech.
- Police try to arrest you, but you always get away.
- People confuse you for the Teletubbie Po.
- Flies are more attracted to you, than the Garbage.
- You pretend to act human when you think no one can see you.
- Chocolate and Ice Cream are not appealing.
- All the TV Stations are broadcasting test patterns (could also be an Alien Invasion).
- All your friends are playing Zombie Farm on Facebook.
- You are easily distracted by lights or noise.
- Dogs are really annoying, but not appetising (wait, that's me?!)
Monday, May 16, 2011
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