Another Year Lost

So what did I really accomplish this year?

Hmm, well, um, uh, nothing.

It's ok, I don't think I did any lasting damage to the world, so that's a bonus.

I have already come up with my New Year's resolutions.

1. Stop saying the words Fuck, Shit, Pussy, Wet Pussy, Stinky Pussy, Sweet Pussy, Tight/Loose Pussy and Cunt.

and

2. Stop using bad language on this Blog.

Dallas Gave Up

I don't normally talk American Football on my blog, but this day was extraordinary.

Ball-less (Dallas) Cowboys actually quit, threw in the towel, bent over and took it like a man. I have never seen the team do that in my life. I am not a "fan" of theirs, but it was sad to watch. I am sure the guys on the team who make millions of dollars a year will be fine with it ("We didn't start our best line-up" will be the quote), but the guys in the trenches can not be happy.

It will demoralize the team and probably end their hopes for a productive post-season. They had a whopping 1 yard rushing, an all-time team low.

I was real happy to see Brad Johnson get the ball and play as usual; He's the best player an opposing team would ever want at QB in the NFL.

Like I said I am not a "fan" of Dallas or the Redskins, but seeing the pompus Dallas fans deflated is the best New Years present I could ever have imagined.

Action Biker is now The Dreamers

I have to say I love Sarah a ton. I don't know about her new duet band "The Dreamers". Kevin doesn't really mesh with her vocally (just my opinion).

I am glad she is working though.

An older Action Biker tune;

http://www.friendlynoise.se/mp3/Vinden%20susar%20i%20advent.mp3

Some Dreamers tunes are on their MySpace page. They have links to their individual pages too.

http://www.myspace.com/thedreamersspace

Fired From The taleban?

What ever will Mansoor Dadullah do now?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7164277.stm

I suppose every organization has it's "standards". You would think they would keep him on as ammo polisher or cook, something more fitting.

I Don't Like Zepplin...

So this is just funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vnW-AThvNw

And I shouldn't say I don't like Zepplin, I just burned out on them like I did with Bob Seger and others before and after.

Christmas was Great!

The second dog survived the Holiday, but is not doing at all well. He is very depressed and so freaked out he is shedding all his fur. I am counting the days.

I got the dog crap in the back yard picked up, as it was sunny and warm.

I got the basement cleaned and organized. The pile of intertwined cables dating back to the Nintendo NES (seriously) were a nightmare to untangle.

I also got some dusting and the first 1/2 of Apocalypse Now Redux in (what is Redux anyway?). What the hell were they thinking with that movie? They added two innocuous deleted scenes and moved the closing shot (from the original 70MM release) to the opening of the movie? That's it? A little too fartsy, not enough artsy. Do I sound gay here?

Today was the first day back to work since last Friday and I found out, I am the ONLY PERSON ON MY TEAM that will be in most of the rest of the week. It's pretty quiet, so no big deal, I just like justifying the CAPS. I have been reading a lot of news and listening to music...and working of course.

Updating an older "Global Heating" post..

http://bozthx.blogspot.com/2007/11/want-to-play-spin-bottle.html

The funny thing about all this is; In 20 years, no one will even remember any of it. The human attention span is crap.

And I call dibs on "Global Heating". It's much scarier than warming, so I should be able to panic billions of people. I have to write a book! Yes, I know it has already been used. What about Global Thermal Increase? Maybe Global Unnecessary Non-Friction Action Related Temperatures? That would be GUN-FART. I like that one. Blame GUN-Fart.

Tilly and the Wall

They are funny, because they don’t have a drummer. They just put a mic under the gal that tap dances and sets the beat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZCZRTcY3uA

This is them on Letterman with a very nice Spanish twist opening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgA-dJ9imVk&feature=related

One thing they do do, that I rarely hear anymore is; they actually harmonize without a Harmonizer! Very cute too.

104 Years Later..

Yes, a mere 104 years ago today, aviation began. The Wright brothers had their first successful flight on this day in 1903.

I think we have come pretty far in that short of a period of time.
http://www.nasa.gov/
http://www.esa.int/
http://www.jaxa.jp/index_e.html
http://www.isro.org/
http://www.roscosmos.ru/index.asp?Lang=ENG

My Government Has Gone Mad

Why the hell is the Congress investigating Baseball? Is Baseball a wing of the government? Do these guys realize we are at War? Do they not understand the daunting slew of problems the average American faces today? Baseball is not one of them! We do have a Judiciary branch of government for these things..

http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9833454-7.html

We have more important things to address people. Let MLB take care of it's own problems.

Rocky Passed Away Last Night

As far as a Dog’s life goes, his wasn’t too bad. He wasn’t mistreated or forced into fighting, or starved. He lived to about 14 years of age, which is good for a Dog. He went quietly.

When I noticed the smell of the crap I went over to him and knew immediately what had happened. I paused for a moment and noted the tongue hanging out his of partially open mouth. He looked like he was making a funny face. There is no grace in Death.

I wouldn’t call him my Dog, because he didn’t belong to me. He belonged to an X girlfriend, who left, but didn’t take her dogs.

His brother is a little freaked out, understandably. They have never been separated, since birth.

It cost a mere $5 for disposal, but getting the body to the Animal Shelter was no fun.

The Story Of Black Peter

I think we need this here in the USA.

http://mymerrychristmas.com/2006/blackpeter.shtml

Stuff that in your bag and we are off to Barcelona for a beating!

See, my Blog does have historical relevance...

Hey Baltimore!

Warning, NSFW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
Funny...

The Pope Favors Raping The Earth

So says he, technically the voice of God...

"Respecting the environment does not mean considering material or animal nature more important than man. "

And about Global Warming...Screw you..

"It is important for assessments in this regard to be carried out prudently, in dialogue with experts [Ha ha] and people of wisdom, uninhibited by ideological pressure [Ha ha] to draw hasty conclusions, and above all with the aim of reaching agreement on a model of sustainable development capable of ensuring the well-being of all while respecting environmental balances."

Someone needs to tell the Pope, no such "people of wisdom" exist. All the "scientists" are awash in fame because they are getting published in all the panic.

The full text of his 2008 message is here on his official Vatican site; http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/benedict_xvi/messages/peace/documents/hf_ben-xvi_mes_20071208_xli-world-day-peace_en.html
Nice site too! I like the wicked background. I DON"T make this stuff up....

Al Gorey must be pissed.

Amen.

Phoenix

Good band. Anyone know if they are popular?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKkkGjnt3-Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuelgal7nl4

A bit 80's like, but not bad at all.

Muse

What a voice!

They are not new, just new to you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-c94VVU7zc
I know, I know, they had that one hit. Did anything else make the air though?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR2DpgV8fPw
I kind of hate that they use that over modulated coffee can echo effect, when the lead singer has such a great voice. A waste. Yes, I know my blog has too much content of shirtless male models. I didn't make the videos..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wD8dQ_B54
That's a neat video...
They have better quality stuff on their site; http://www.muse.mu/index.php

The Other White Meat

How would you like this cooked?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm

With a floor show like that, I am there every Friday night!
The bad news is, they couldn't sew it back on. That might be the good news, now that I think about it.

I would change the name of the joint to "Decapitation Station".

2 Hot Girls In The Shower

There is nothing dirty here, it's funny and a little cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1z7BbVNiY

Almost clever. There are about 10 mini episodes out there if you search on "2 Hot Girls In The Shower". I don't think they are especially "hot", but not bad at all.

Do I sound gay?

Al Gory Is At It Again…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7136755.stm

A quote; “We, the human race, are confronting a planetary emergency - a threat to the survival of our civilization that is gathering ominous and destructive potential even as we gather here,"

Umm...planetary emergency? I just see it as cold as heck here in my part of the world. How are things were you are? If you are near the ocean, have you seen the water rising? I have been to several beaches and they look about the same every year I go. What gives Al?

Another; “We are what is wrong, and we must make it right."

Ok, stop breathing dude. That might help.

Panic panic panic, let’s dish some panic. Make another movie. Scare the people into belief. Scare the crap out of them until they bend to Al’s beliefs. The last time something like this happened, the offender was Hitler.

Think.

AKB48

Those Japanese never cease to amaze me. This year AKB48 splashed onto the music scene there and I guess are pretty popular. Three troops of 16 girls, A, K and B (don't ask me why).

They also have a "seed" group, which I guess are younger girls to replace anyone who hits 17, or has a period, which ever comes first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNhEjsChWBM&feature=related

They have their own theater and perform daily (twice on weekends). Tickets are 2000 Yen for men (about $18 US) and 1/2 that for kids and women (wonder why that is??).

Well, they should keep the school girl uniform manufacturers in business for years.

Gotta admit they are cute.