UK: Don't Legalise Assisted Suicide!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/7301399/Gordon-Brown-dont-legalise-assisted-suicide.html

I can totally get behind this, I support Gordon Brown. Be like me and keep your .45 pistol within arms reach of what will inevitably be your "death bed". This way, when you are starting to have problems, just reach out and grasp your gun (being drunk doesn't count), take it unto your bosom; one last time, sign your pre-prepared Will, and save everyone else a lot of heath care dollars.

The state has people who will clean up the mess and your bedroom needs a new coat of paint anyway.

Wait, guns are illegal in the UK, so this can only apply in the US, so fuck you Gordon Brown.