Police - Anger Management Required...

Man Assaults Cop With Penis

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

I guess it was fine, oh wait..he got a fine.

Hatchete Job

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=9411078

I am pretty sure this arrest accounts for to 25 cop cars we saw on MD RT 97 at Leisure World, after lunch today..