Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Friday, May 11, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Thursday, June 9, 2011
I Had A Baby Today
Well, it wasn't my baby. I got home from work and changed into shorts and T-Shirt, checked the home email, went out front for a smoke.
I see this toddler, barely able to walk, waddling around in the middle of the street in front of the house. There was a car stopped, because there was a baby in the road! Once the baby waddled to one side, the car left. Left the baby standing there on the street. You fucking asshole.
Another resident across the street came out, got his mail, and left the baby alone in the street. You fucking asshole.
Do people really have no compassion anymore? Just leave a wandering baby all alone? Yes, people do.
So I got the baby into my yard by picking up the softball it was playing with and motioning it over there. Once away from the street I stuck my head in the door and had my son bring me my cell phone. I called 911 and gave them the vitals on the kid and they said they were sending an officer.
Fifteen minutes go by, as I (and my son) keep the baby from heading off across the field to the playground. At one point the baby say down and motioned us to do the same. After a few minutes sitting the baby put up it's arms wanting to get back up. Ok, back to playing with the ball...
The cop shows up and he asks me to stay with the baby while he and his partner (en-route) start knocking on doors.
This is when Dad appears, looking very relieved to find his baby. The kid yelled "daddy"! I knew this was over, but I wanted to see what the cop would do. He asked senior daddy what happened and dad said something about loading up a truck. The cop let it go, then senorita showed up looking upset, but picked up her baby lovingly (I was worried there might be anger). Everyone left..
In retrospect, I lost my 5 year old son in the mall once (I should say, he lost me). So I understand how these things happen, and how the parent feels. But he was 5, not a toddler. Never lost a toddler.
I see this toddler, barely able to walk, waddling around in the middle of the street in front of the house. There was a car stopped, because there was a baby in the road! Once the baby waddled to one side, the car left. Left the baby standing there on the street. You fucking asshole.
Another resident across the street came out, got his mail, and left the baby alone in the street. You fucking asshole.
Do people really have no compassion anymore? Just leave a wandering baby all alone? Yes, people do.
So I got the baby into my yard by picking up the softball it was playing with and motioning it over there. Once away from the street I stuck my head in the door and had my son bring me my cell phone. I called 911 and gave them the vitals on the kid and they said they were sending an officer.
Fifteen minutes go by, as I (and my son) keep the baby from heading off across the field to the playground. At one point the baby say down and motioned us to do the same. After a few minutes sitting the baby put up it's arms wanting to get back up. Ok, back to playing with the ball...
The cop shows up and he asks me to stay with the baby while he and his partner (en-route) start knocking on doors.
This is when Dad appears, looking very relieved to find his baby. The kid yelled "daddy"! I knew this was over, but I wanted to see what the cop would do. He asked senior daddy what happened and dad said something about loading up a truck. The cop let it go, then senorita showed up looking upset, but picked up her baby lovingly (I was worried there might be anger). Everyone left..
In retrospect, I lost my 5 year old son in the mall once (I should say, he lost me). So I understand how these things happen, and how the parent feels. But he was 5, not a toddler. Never lost a toddler.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Friday, October 16, 2009
Baby Vs Train
It was a tie, both the baby and the train were unhurt, but the mother had to get fresh trousers...
Friday, June 19, 2009
This Almost Made Me Cry...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/5578549/Meningitis-girl-amazes-doctors-by-recovering-despite-one-per-cent-chance.html
The whole soldier and dying baby thing.. Great fucking result, babies are fragile, but insanely resilient at the same time.
The whole soldier and dying baby thing.. Great fucking result, babies are fragile, but insanely resilient at the same time.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Batman Is Pissed
He is such a flamer...
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3
I've been pissed off in my life, but I would have to be out of my mind drunk, to behave like this asshole. Don't walk on my set! Lovey, get me another coconut! Gilligan, stop fucking the monkeys, you might catch something, m-yeah....
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Lil-Palin Pops
That's her on the far right...I thought the Church looked down on people having kids out of wedlock??
Thursday, December 18, 2008
I've Heard Of Hoof-N-Mouth, But Foor In Brain??
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/3835004/Boy-has-foot-removed-from-brain.html
I wonder what country the family is from (India is the king of mutauions)? The name Esquibel is Spanish in origin, so probably some place in South America.
I wonder what country the family is from (India is the king of mutauions)? The name Esquibel is Spanish in origin, so probably some place in South America.
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