Showing posts with label robbers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robbers. Show all posts

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Thursday, February 4, 2010

That's My Beer Store (Really)

This is my beer store's armed robber:

He looks like a nice guy, chatty, friendly... right up until he pulls his pistol:

We get this a lot. Crime dudes from DC and Virginia (mostly DC) come up to the Maryland suburbs and do crimes, then slink back home, away from those who might recognize them. I guess they are under the impression that the cops up this way are slacking?

The dude didn't actually rob the beer store, he stole a ladies purse at gun point, then started using it as fast as he could. Beer would be the first thing I would want to get too. Lots of it.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Show Me The Money

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7854915.stm

I wonder if any of the assholes that have ripped off America (and the rest of the world) in the process of triple packaging bad loans and trading them down (making billions in the process) feel at all bad about stuff like this? At all?

They won't read this, they did the same thing Bernie Madoff tried to do, send the assets away for safe keeping. I don't know about you, but my jeans have a big red spot where my ass is, and I am not on my period. Welcome to unregulated democracy!