Waiting For Guffman

I caught about 1/2 of this movie today. So thankful I didn't pay for it. I love the entire cast, but the movie is crap.  I think "actors" think it's fantastic, but any general audience would balk...

2000 Companies, One House..In Wyoming

http://www.npr.org/2011/07/02/137573513/shell-game-2-000-firms-based-in-one-simple-house

Search for the address mentioned in the story, and see who all is in this house.  Our country really is screwed, so many people are more interested in screwing the system, than playing by the rules..

XM-25 Rifle

It's a portable tactical Cluster Bomb....

Windows..

17 updates in one month. Pretty fucking secure. I get hacked every 3 weeks!

Fish Feeding

So I am watching a friend's fish while he is off on vacation (if you can count going to Cedar Point as that).


I am a good friend, "Sure, no problem". So he tells me they only need "A pinch of food each day". Sounds like an easy task, right?

Well, I reach in and grab each fish with one hand, the food flakes with the other and try to get in in their mouths.

They refuse to stay still!!

WHO: Full Of Crooks

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/10235558.stm

Ah, who wouldn't suggest the drugs they have invested in, will save lives? Oh, just ethical and moral people.

The ABC.com online Episode Player Sucks

Try to skip ahead a minute and you get forced to watch an Ad and it skips the whole section of the video. I guess I won't get caught up with Happy Town...

My Killer "Plenty Of Fish" Profile

That is it, really. Click to enlarge.

China Oil Tanker Hits Australia

Chinese Tanker hung up on Australia's Great Barrier Reef. Sucks to be you, damn shitty sailors.

A Little Blizzard 2010 Video And Pics

If You Are On Facebook

I put up some videos of the snow.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=app_2392950137&id=788602064

Beyonce?? Biyatch...

Whatever would Kanye say? A tight catwoman outfit does not make up for that. It's very Brittney Spears-ish. Why do "stars" ignore the need, for a simple sound check?

Inglorious Bastards What?

One sentence; I haven't fallen so soundly asleep to a movie since Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Comcast Blows

Below is the actual graphical depiction of my Cable/Internet bill over the last few months:


Just to clarify, this is a %40 increase (quite a trend line!), and I have not added any services or features. Just this month they turned on something called DVR Service w/ HD, that I never asked for and was never told about. Dish or Direct TV need to call me tomorrow...

Realplayer Fucked Up My Music

I updated Real player today, good idea, normally. It decided to strip out the file name details, including the artist's name and the song title, so I am left with a bunch of MP3s named "unknown().mp3". Thanks real networks, great job! I guess I will stick with the fucked up WMP. Fuck, I hate software providers, always adding shit to their players so they can make a buck..

A Case For Nuclear Weapons..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8347216.stm

Any place on earth that still enlists the use of stoning someone to death, should be nuked.


Sorry, it's my standard practice to make fun of something terrible...

Alfredo

I never tried making an Alfredo sauce from scratch before. I am glad I did. It's made of butter, cream and Parm cheese ( = FAT, FAT and FAT). It felt like I had a brick in my stomache afterwards. The chicken came out good, just bread crumbs and cooked in olive oil.

Give me a tomato sauce any day...

Leverage On TNT

I really dig this show (the cast is perfect), too bad it's on TNT. I gave up after 33 minutes, of which 18 minutes were commercials. Um, you can't run a 30 minute show over an hour and expect people to stay with it? Dumb assed, greedy and stupid, TV executives. So much for having a show to watch Wednesdays this summer. You guys killed it for me.

The NHL Sucks

If you happen to be a "fan" of Hockey, I am sure you have watched this playoff season joke, that was the rise of the Pittsburgh Pigeons winning the Stanley Cup.

I have never seen a bigger bunch of "paid off" refs in my entire life. You couldn't spit without having another penalty call go in the favor of Pen. Pitiful to watch, but it's "great for the game", because Pittsburgh hasn't won the cup under the control of Mario Lemur.

Enjoy the win, especially the "golden boy" Bing Crosby. A silver cup on a silver platter...

I guess it doesn't matter to the NHL that they have managed to disillusion some pretty big hockey towns (Washington, Detroit), as this all transpired?? Good luck to you and your rigged gaming mantra, I can't wait to watch the fans bleed away from this (now) fake sport.

I feel most sorry for the players who had wins snatched away by paid off ref calls, try calling the Ice Capades? The sloppy stick work will probably land you there...