Bus Crash

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7793109.stm

Freaky video.

Young American Bodies

I dig this series, because Hollywood can't shove their candycane stick up the asses of the people who make it.

I am a little bothered that they were picked up by IFC.com after season two and the damn video player won't let you choose "full screen". Ok otherwise.

Go watch Seasons One and Two here; http://www.youngamericanbodies.com/

The rest is here; http://www.ifc.com/video/Web-Series/Young-American-Bodies/

I like the realistic awkwardness in every bit of dialogue. There is Nudity! I dare you to watch all of Episode 25. I had to fight closing my browser.

Sony Packaging Change Is Coming

I love the move, I have scars to show from opening crap. I only hope the other manufacturers jump on board too. Listening out there?

The Internet Is Down

At least in the Mediterranean area it is.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7792688.stm

I tried to load the Iran news site and it did, but took a long time. I was probably routed through Europe and the old Soviet Union to get there. It's hard to tell because running a tracert command only shows IP addresses, no info about where you are "hopping" to, once you leave western Europe.

Belgian PM Tries To Resign

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7792533.stm

After screwing up the financial system across their country (how the hell did everyone do this all at the same time?) I can understand the resignation attempt. Maybe Bush should do the same thing??

Mugabe Won't Quit

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7791574.stm

I guess when you are an undemocratically elected president and claim "Zimbabwe is mine", who can argue with that?

Deepthroat, Dead At 95

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7791146.stm

Not Linda Lovelace, silly people you are. Her talents live on!

The Automakers Get Their Bailout

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7791999.stm

I guess the handout line starts at the White House right there on Pennsylvania Ave.

The Tasmainan Devil Is In Peril!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7791430.stm

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck could be next!

A Plane Hits A Cow?

Poor Cow, I wonder why the plane didn't crash or shudder?

Star Wars Science

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/3545511/New-Star-Wars-exhibition-in-Sydney-Where-Science-Meets-Imagination.html

Try and explain The Force, go ahead, just try. You cant can you? What, you can? Religion? No, you can't move water or rocks with that! Exodus 14:21. CRAP!

Howdy Doody Is Real?

I stumbled on this and it really is uncanny...

I've Heard Of Hoof-N-Mouth, But Foor In Brain??

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/3835004/Boy-has-foot-removed-from-brain.html

I wonder what country the family is from (India is the king of mutauions)? The name Esquibel is Spanish in origin, so probably some place in South America.

The Worlds Smallest Christmas Tree

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christmas/3834766/Tiny-Christmas-tree-sculpture-fits-in-eye-of-a-needle.html

I hear several viruses and bacteria are planning a big dinner and then exchange gifts on the 25th, on the needle.

Politics With A kick

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/southkorea/3832972/South-Korean-politicians-use-fire-extinguishers-against-opposition.html

Again, the US political system lags these ultra progressive tactics employed in South Korea. Who wouldn't want to see Hillary swinging a sledgehammer and Biden nailing her with a fire extinguisher?

Close Gantanamo?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7790797.stm

Works for me, it has been a thorn in our side and sending these creeps to their home countryies will probably be sure death anyway.

Monkeys In The News

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5361511.ece

It's a little like I feel at work sometimes, especially lately.

That Blowed Up Real Good!

Man, I missed this one...

The Party's Over

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7786456.stm

Yep, those gas prices should start to shoot up any second. Merry Christmas everyone!

Ye Spoiled Me Plunder!

More Pirates foiled...

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/12/17/somalia.piracy/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

An update with Audio!

Fighting the Pirates..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7791901.stm

Adultery Is Bad, Worse In Korea

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7786985.stm

Mexican State Assembly, Or MMA Event?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7787267.stm

Too funny, I wish our House and Senate would do this from time to time.

Electric Soft Parade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4QPdPWoe6A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3TCQvzUUCc

Neat Videos

A few Free MP3s..right click and Save As...good fucking music.

Cold World..

Kick In Th Teeth..

Here they are LIVE and sucking a bit of ass. They will get better in time, I like em.





If that's the case, I don't know..

Ravens And Chimes

You can download the tune "General Lafayette, You Are Not Alone" here;
http://mp3.insound.com/download.php?mp3id=3231

Archways



Pretty good for a live tune. they are on Better Looking Records, a very interesting label, always.

Meho Plaza

You can download the most excellent tune "The Beach" for free, right here;
http://www.betterlookingrecords.com/sound_files/MehoPlaza_TheBeach.mp3

I Sold My Organs

Russian Racist Murderers

These assholes got off easy if you ask me, the video is tough to watch.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7784562.stm

First The Pirates, Now The Gangsters

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7785133.stm

That life of crime just doesn't pay, unless your last name is Madoff.

Is Megan Fox Dating Peter North?

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=5714

This Blog cracks me up sometimes... Go search the NET for "Peter North" if you don't get the joke. On second thought, don't do that, just know it's funny.

Big O And Dukes Cartoon

Too funny!

Vets Are Animals Too

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/3775748/Naked-students-pose-for-charity.html

Where do I get my Calendar??

George Bush Doesn't Like Wildlife

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7778749.stm

I hate it when "Presidents" do this shit at the tail end of their terms in office. They all do it too. Obama will undo it as soon as he gets in office. but will have his own steaming pile when his time comes.

Madoff Screws The Whole Planet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7783236.stm

I hope this ass and his henchmen get nailed really hard. $50 Billion is quite a chunk of change.

Thailand Gets A New PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7782950.stm

I hear he's a great guy too. I do seriously hope things there improve with this change. It's been months of turmoil.

Throw In The Shoes

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7782422.stm

Bush attacked by angry Iraqi who really needs some new shoes.

Uganda Rebels Are Under The Gun

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7782649.stm

The LRA is finally going to get into a real fight! They have Uganda, DR Congo and the government of South Sudan all piling on now... I am not so sure that marching is appropriate though, looks too much like the Pips?

Moscow Opposition Arrests

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/12/14/russia.kasparov.protests/index.html

Garry Kasparov had better be careful or he might wind up in jail again, or worse.

Bob Wittman, Art Cop

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/7780059.stm

This sounds like it could be a cool story and maybe a movie or two in the making?? Who doesn't like an Art heist story?

Greece Is A Mess

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7782039.stm

Check out the cool lasers the protesters use to try to blind the cops. I expect eventually, they have to start shooting for real, right? It's costing the major cities a ton of money over the looting and vandalism.

You have to grow up some time kids, or you will be shot dead yourselves.

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Hot Greece

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/3725083/Shocking-pictures-of-a-policeman-on-fire-after-a-petrol-bomb-was-thrown-at-him-in-Greece.html?image=6

That really fries my ass, stop lighting the cops on fire, they are just trying to keep the peace. I would have shot this asshole dead, and the other dude with a Molotov Cocktail too.

BMIS IS SOOO Busted

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7781086.stm

So this dick head Bernard Madoff scams tons of money from rich people in a ponzi scheme (like a pyramid trap) and waits till now to admit it. What is really funny to me is, if you go to their web site; http://www.madoff.com/ It's just a link to the court order freezing all of the scammer's assets and demanding them to come to a hearing.

Should be quite a show! I really feel bad for all of the rich people who got screwed over by another filthy rich asshole. Seems now they are eating each other, because the poor people are not worth the effort.

Shiver Me Timbers, I'm Busted

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7781436.stm

I like the idea of going after these Lads on the ground. It shouldn't be too hard to find out how they are moving the money too.

Unemploymentality

It's pretty bad when a couple is reduced to not reporting on anything news worthy and just scrapes by writing about being unemployed. Worse is, we need to read it...

http://unemploymentality.com/

Van Johnson Passes At 92

He is probably best know for the Movies, American In Paris and Brigadoon. He went on to appear in many TV shows including the 1960's Batman and then Maude, Red Skelton, Quincy and One Day At A Time (makes me puke).

Zimbabwe Just Gets Better And Better

Now the Cholera is an attack from the British..

You HAVE to click below and go down to the video link and watch this asshole smile like a fool and blame this on everyone else.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7780728.stm

Italy Is Under Water

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/12/12/world/1212-ITALY_index.html

Well, parts of it are. That pic is a house in the river smashing into a bridge.

Bettie Page, Dead At 85

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7778963.stm class = "open">

A sad day for all man kind.

Automaker Bailout Fails. Good.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/13/business/13auto.html?_r=1&hp

I actually like the proposals the Republicans have of guaranteeing the warranties on the cars and let the companies go through bankruptcy. It will force their hand and make them straighten up. Sick with it guys.

Iran Is Funny

http://www1.irna.ir/en/news/view/line-24/0812117014201457.htm

Yeah, Iran is a Country we can "deal" with. When was Israel "trounced by Hezbollah"?? I missed that.

It's fantastic that the Majlis says "We take honor in supporting Hezbollah and Hamas and that's you who make mistake and consider them terrorists". Hmm, well...if you don't think they ARE terrorists, you logically must be a terrorist too. The religion blurs the reality, once again...

It makes me sick to hear this crap. Religion will bring the end of man, as swiftly as it aspired them. Please quote BozThx for that. Thanks

The Mentalist Is Doing Great

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/25/mentalist.baker.ap/index.html

Yes, I am a little gay for Simon, he is great on the show and Amanda Rightetti (below) is a nice distraction too.

The Mentally Handicapped Are Creative Too

Yep, the TARD made a XBOX 360 room and is probably stroking something in there right now...

Here's 25 Billion Dollars..

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/12/11/belgium.terror.arrests/index.html

So Bank Of America and Merrill Lynch take the cash ($25 Billion), merge in an agreement that probably lines the pockets of a lot of "already way too wealthy" assholes and they turn around and cut the jobs of the workers in both companies. That is 35000 people on the street who should have been the VERY ones saved by the bail out.

It's workin' fuckin' great guys! Keep it up, the middle class is disappearing and the riots are just around the corner. If you have children, do like I did; apologize to them right now for the massive debt and inept government they were going to inherit. Not just in the US too..

Malika El-Aroud, Busted!

That's her with the late Hubby on their wedding night. Things went down hill from there for the couple. Now she is in the Clink!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/12/11/belgium.terror.arrests/index.html

Lets Say "There Is No Cholera"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7777178.stm

Mugabe just gets better and better eh?? Oh, last time I saw a moustache like that was on a German guy.

Japanese Sex Doll Madness

This is over the top insane. If you want a sex doll you should be true to that sex doll.

Brown Bear Lane Mural

Click to enlarge

I ran across this today in the "Day In Pictures" section of a news site and I thought it looked pretty cool. I did some Internet sluthing and found the whole story behind the Mural, linked below. See, I like Art, so shut up.

http://www.usyd.edu.au/alumni/images/content/activities/magazine/2007-spring/cover-story.pdf

Long Beautiful Hair..

The Telegraph did this cool survey which I am totally aligned with.

What kind of Hair do you like on a woman?

I would toss out Jennifer C. Long and straight;


Or long and "wavy";


I will take number two here any day. Get that Hair drier out Jenny!

Robots Are Getting Creepy!

Jesse Jackson Jr - Busted!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/3704284/Jesse-Jackson-Jr-named-as-man-who-tried-to-buy-Obamas-seat.html

Good thing they caught this early! I never liked Jackson, so the fact that his kid is a crook too does not surprise me a bit.

David Tennant out of Hamlet

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/theatre/drama/3703444/David-Tennant-out-of-Hamlet-until-Christmas-as-he-undergoes-surgery.html

The good news is they have a Dalek to fill in until he mends!

In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless, and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets. Exterminate..

Gordon Brown Saves The World!

Cut Your Throat

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/austria/3701471/Actor-slices-throat-on-stage-in-knife-mix-up.html

Talk about a "Wardrobe Malfunction".

White Lion

How cute!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7775782.stm

Grrrowwll.

Avril Lavigne vs. Porcupine Tree

Cute Video, great tune! A lot of Porcupine Tree's older stuff was way less "trendy" and really heart felt, strange stuff;



Last Chance To Evacuate Planet Earth....

If you want to hear the whole song, click below and just close your eyes. Then go order the CD "Lightbulb Sun"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFZxU5YaO_E

The Computer Mouse Turns 40

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7768481.stm

Just A Little Off The Top

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7768306.stm

Lots of blowing stuff up!

Kiss Me, I Can't Hear You

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7772902.stm

Oh, the brunette goes by "Ariel Rebel".

The Atlas Of Real Names

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/3547816/The-Atlas-of-True-Names.html

I wonder what they would call my town?

Chicago Factory Sit In

Good for them!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/video/?clipId=3209852&topVideoCatNo=71776&autoStart=true

I am sure we will be seeing more stuff like this in the coming months. More people going "postal" too.

Terrorists Attack Cars

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-as-pakistan,0,5865277.story

Good thing, this might be a little boost to the car companies? I guess these tough guys are too spineless to attack something that might shoot back.

More here;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7769758.stm

All About Models

I love Hot For Words!

Amsterdam Persecutes Whores

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7769199.stm

No Pot and Hookers? Well I am not going back there! Kidding, I have never been...

Missile Defence Test

Of Course Russia is pissed about this...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7769108.stm

I am too, the main threat to the US now is not Nuclear Weapons! Lets get a grip on what we should be fixing right now people. The Economy, Terrorism, Poverty and Infrastructure.

Pakistan Fooled By Prank Call?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7769297.stm

Japan Likes Blood

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3547109/Japan-in-grip-of-blood-type-obsession.html

Apparently, Blood Types are big in Japan. Pretty crazy crap if you ask me, a little like America has embraced Hannah Montana?

Strange Google Street View #1

A dog waiting in the driveway for the master to return, near the mexican border.

Double click the dog to zoom in. He doesn't seem to care about the cars driving by at all..

Jewelry Heists Are Cooler Than Pirates

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7766850.stm

This wasn't a cool heist like in "The Hot Rock", A great movie BTW!

Say What??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/also_in_the_news/7765574.stm

US Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hangs up on a call from Obama.

At least is was not Jim Florentine!

Do Chicks Hate Guns?

I don't think so...

The Cloud People..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/peru/3545998/Lost-city-of-cloud-people-found-in-Peru.html

Very interesting, considering the time elapsed sice they evacuated the City. Probably due to invaders? South America is a place that not only scares the hell out of me, but makes me want to go visit more and more.

Whales And Sonar

http://www.fas.org/irp/agency/dod/jason/sonar.pdf

The PDF is from FAS.org, the Federated Association of Scientists.

I keep seeing stories on this and of course, the US said "screw the whales", as the Navy drills must go on!

I could certainly see curbing Sonar use in areas that are known to be haunts for the Whales. It just makes sense that the Sonar drives the Whale crazy (it is how they communicate), much like Barry Mantilo makes me punch holes through the Dry Wall.

Holiday Party

We had our today, it was no where as fun as the one above.

No funny hats or plastic swords at all. I ate, had 3 beers and rolled out. Worth the $20 to watch people line dance, something I have never aspired to do. The music was way too loud (I couldn't hear a fucking thing anyone said, so I just nodded my head and laughed if they laughed). The food was Ok. I did actually get some work done, had a few mini-meetings to follow up on some issues that were outstanding, so it wasn't a big waste of time.

A Lesson For The Ladies..

Do whatever the hell Heidi Klum does;

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6331&folder=266

At 38, still dang hot!

Stop The Asteroids!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7760659.stm

Yeah, don't worry about all the pollution and all of the non-renewable resources we have depleted and all of the species of animal we have killed off, lets just save our own asses.

No one seems to consider it was probably a large comet/asteroid strike that killed off the last dominant species on Earth to make room for us??

Thailand Update

Thai High Court orders PM to step down!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7759960.stm

If he doesn't, it will set up a military Coup.

The New US Recession

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7759470.stm

Great news! I have to really pat George Bush on the back for implementing the most effective set of nation wide blinders in US history, with; "The economy is fundamentally sound".

Can someone explain why NO ONE saw this coming in the Bush administration and no steps to fix it were taken?

Kill Your Babies And Get 4 Years In Jail

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7759055.stm

Only in Germany though.

Venice Floods

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/world/AP-EU-Italy-Venice-High-Water.html?ref=world

It happens there, so this is NOT global warming. The worst recorded flood they ever had was 42 years ago.

A funny sight, but it should be expected when you live in a city that is at sea level and is sinking, because it was built on mud.

The picture shows the wooden walk paths that are normally setup for such times.