Ok, starting over...A lady in Montana on her porch, had a zucchini (sounds like the opening to a Porn story?) and her dog was there (sounds worse...).
A Burly Bear shows up hungry. Should he eat the woman or some dog? The Bear is gay (not that there is anything wrong with that), so tries to eat some dog. The woman is probably jealous, so hits the bear with a Zucchini (and just what was she doing with it?? I saw a movie once...).
Now the Burly Bear is mad and bites the woman. She has more Zucchini, so she hits it again (how many does she really need on a Wednesday night??).
Burly Bear runs away, and all of his friends start calling him Girly Bear, but since he's gay (not that there is anything wrong with that), he is ok with the new name.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11401167
A happy ending...bitches.
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