Thursday, July 14, 2011

You Might Be A Zombie If:

  • You feel no need, for Oral Hygiene.
  • Brain Burgers sound tasty.
  • You can’t move fast enough to catch a Bus.
  • All Coworkers avoid you. Actually, everyone does.
  • You feel no pain at all and have insomnia.
  • You can’t operate a door and just bang on the windows.
  • People keep shooting at you.
  • You slur what you call speech.
  • Police try to arrest you, but you always get away.
  • People confuse you for the Teletubbie Po.
  • Flies are more attracted to you, than the Garbage.
  • You pretend to act human when you think no one can see you.
  • Chocolate and Ice Cream are not appealing.
  • All the TV Stations are broadcasting test patterns (could also be an Alien Invasion).
  • All your friends are playing Zombie Farm on Facebook.
  • You are easily distracted by lights or noise.
  • Dogs are really annoying, but not appetising (wait, that's me?!)

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