You Might Be A Zombie If:

• You feel no need, for Oral Hygiene.
• Brain Burgers sound tasty.
• You can’t move fast enough to catch a Bus.
• All Coworkers avoid you. Actually, everyone does.
• You feel no pain at all and have insomnia.
• You can’t operate a door and just bang on the windows.
• People keep shooting at you.
• You slur what you call speech.
• Police try to arrest you, but you always get away.
• People confuse you for the Teletubbie Po.
• Flies are more attracted to you, than the Garbage.
• You pretend to act human when you think no one can see you.
• Chocolate and Ice Cream are not appealing.
• All the TV Stations are broadcasting test patterns (could also be an Alien Invasion).
• All your friends are playing Zombie Farm on Facebook.
• You are easily distracted by lights or noise.
• Dogs are really annoying, but not appetising (wait, that's me?!)